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22 of The Best BREAK UP Lines


Almost every guy and probably a lot of girls are currently stressing about how they're going to break the ice when they walk up and talk to someone they'd like to date. They want the most clever pick up line possible. Something that's really going to make you seem attractive and make the other person interested. A lot of people think everything is riding on the pick up line.


You, yourself, have most likely been the target of a well thought out, or cheesy pick up line.



"I should complain to Spotify for you not being named this weeks hottest single."


"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."


"I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks."



There have been psychological studies done on them. There are countless website that list the best and worst. There are guys who call themselves "pick-up artists" and I think some of them have their own shows.


Well this isn't that list. You're well past that point. You've found someone but now...now you want OUT. They say breaking up is hard to do, but not with this list. This list is the best break up lines that you can use.


  1. Let‘s take our relationship to the previous level

  2. We need to cover more ground so we should split up.

  3. If you take the L out of LOVER, it's OVER.

  4. They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.

  5. Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend....Not so fast.

  6. You know, you would be such a cool ex-girlfriend.

  7. Did we time travel? Because we're history.

  8. I don't know how I can live without you. But gosh darn it, I'm gonna try.

  9. There's a lot of good things coming my way and I'm afraid to say that you're not one of them.

  10. It's not you, it's me. I no longer have the ability to put up with your shit.


  1. It's not you....well actually, it's definitely you.

  2. You know what? I deserve better.

  3. You look like my next ex-wife (break up, or pick up)

  4. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, You - Homer Simpson

  5. I’m moving to Yemen.

  6. I truly feel that you and I are in sync.. and by that I mean...bye bye bye.

  7. Is it Halloween? cause I'm gonna ghost you.

  8. Today must be garbage day because you’re getting dumped.

  9. If we're meant to be, we'll find each other again.

  10. Hey, are you the sun in my life? Because I want you to stay 90 million miles away from me.

  11. I'd like to cancel my subscription and no longer receive your issues.

  12. You don't need to check Spotify for the newest, hottest single. Because it’s me.














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